this sounds like a bad soap opera:

jesus has returned as Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda to collect rolex watches and random companies from his followers whilst a bikini girl, one of His exclusive singers, sings about how she loves how her lover knows what she likes in her coffee.

but just when you thought it was safe, it turns out he’s the antichrist. the end is nigh! save yourself latina lovegirl!

maybe latina lovegirl can give us some solace, after all ‘Latina lovergirl is in love with love and loving it–whether she’s splashing poolside in a bikini or shimmying bare-midriff style on a soundstage she’s selling it big time in this infectious, horn-peppered pop.’ Watch it! The apocalypse was never sexier.

via pharyngula

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    • Shawn
    • Posted March 7, 2007 at 10:07 am
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    I’m not fully sure whether or not II Thessalonians Chapter 2 is being fulfilled by Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda or not, but he is most definitely seated in exaltation as God. If this man is the man that is the son of perdition then he will surely be destroyed by the brightness of the Lord Jesus Christ’s real return. See the scriptures clearly tell us that “Every knee shall bow, and every tongue will confess that He is Lord”, this De Jesus Miranda does not have that effect on this world, proving his fraudism. For those who have ears to hear, and in this case, eyes to read, and a mind to comprehend, those will abide by what the Word of God proclaims in the Scriptures and will not even excercise such a thought as Miranda being the Second Coming of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Jesus warned us In Matthew 24 that such people would be revealed in the end days to decieve “many”. The fact remains, Jesus did not say He would return in this manner, ‘nor would our Saviour confuse His Church. He said, “As the lightning shines from the east to the west, so shall the coming of the Son of Man be.” Jesus’ return will be a return no deciever can mimic. Those who are following this guy are all reprobates, even in II Thess 2 near the end of the Chapter it says that such people had a chance to recieve the Love of God, but they refused it to follow the desires of their hearts, and because of that, God sent them DELUSION to believe the lie. I believe we are for sure in the end days, I beseech you, brothers and sisters in the Lord, to walk stead fastly in the truth as our fathers of old time did, for our Saviour and Lord Jesus Christ promises Salvation to those who ENDURE until the end.

    God bless in Jesus Holy Name

    Shawn

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